My legion of doom

[sobrique]

I have discovered a thing today.

Turtles have only two weaknesses. They are slow on land, and if you flip them on their back, they are stuck.

So I shall gaffer tape turtles back to back, and they shall be invulnerable (if a little slow)

And then I shall take cats, and butter their backs - because everyone knows things land butter side down, but cats always land on their feet - therefore this is the ultimate levitation device, since a buttered cat will levitate at the point where the mutual downward forces of cat-feet and buttered toast intersect.

With these weapons I shall take over the world, as my high speed, buttered cat powered, back-to-back taped turtles storm through all resistance.

Bwhahahaha!

Comments

[ehrine.livejournal.com]

If memory serves, Tikka Masala is the ultimate for hitting the floor (especially if the floor is covered in a while shagpile carpet).