My legion of doom

[sobrique]

I have discovered a thing today.

Turtles have only two weaknesses. They are slow on land, and if you flip them on their back, they are stuck.

So I shall gaffer tape turtles back to back, and they shall be invulnerable (if a little slow)

And then I shall take cats, and butter their backs - because everyone knows things land butter side down, but cats always land on their feet - therefore this is the ultimate levitation device, since a buttered cat will levitate at the point where the mutual downward forces of cat-feet and buttered toast intersect.

With these weapons I shall take over the world, as my high speed, buttered cat powered, back-to-back taped turtles storm through all resistance.

Bwhahahaha!

Comments

[sobrique.livejournal.com]

Argh! Noo disaster.

I shall have to try and use curry instead, since that is similar in it's ability to be drawn to the floor. But it's also hot so will stop the cats licking it.

[ehrine.livejournal.com]

If memory serves, Tikka Masala is the ultimate for hitting the floor (especially if the floor is covered in a while shagpile carpet).