My legion of doom
Mar. 12th, 2004 03:26 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sobriqueI have discovered a thing today.
Turtles have only two weaknesses. They are slow on land, and if you flip them on their back, they are stuck.
So I shall gaffer tape turtles back to back, and they shall be invulnerable (if a little slow)
And then I shall take cats, and butter their backs - because everyone knows things land butter side down, but cats always land on their feet - therefore this is the ultimate levitation device, since a buttered cat will levitate at the point where the mutual downward forces of cat-feet and buttered toast intersect.
With these weapons I shall take over the world, as my high speed, buttered cat powered, back-to-back taped turtles storm through all resistance.
Bwhahahaha!
Turtles have only two weaknesses. They are slow on land, and if you flip them on their back, they are stuck.
So I shall gaffer tape turtles back to back, and they shall be invulnerable (if a little slow)
And then I shall take cats, and butter their backs - because everyone knows things land butter side down, but cats always land on their feet - therefore this is the ultimate levitation device, since a buttered cat will levitate at the point where the mutual downward forces of cat-feet and buttered toast intersect.
With these weapons I shall take over the world, as my high speed, buttered cat powered, back-to-back taped turtles storm through all resistance.
Bwhahahaha!
