Aug. 10th, 2004

Mosquitos

Aug. 10th, 2004 08:48 am
sobrique: (Default)
This is really starting to drive me insane.
It seems the new house we've moved to is infested with mosquitos.
Every morning, I awaken to new bites, most of which itch like hell, but the odd few genuinely hurt. (and itch as well).

So what I really need is some suggestions on how to keep these lil' bloodsucking bastards OUT of my bed, ideally out of my room entirely.
I'll settle for 'repelling', but as this is War, I am also inclined to more extreme measures such as large scale electrocution and mingy mingy death. For the bugs anyway.

So please, any suggestions?
sobrique: (Default)
ORDER STATUS CHANGE TO: SHIPPED

Hello. We thought you'd like to know that your order has been completed and has left Clarity Towers. Even as you read this, postal/courier workers will be dedicating their lives to making sure your goodies arrive intact and with all haste.

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If you haven't got your goodies within two days of this notification, then something's wrong, so drop us an e-mail at orders@clarity.it and query us.

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All the very best.

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__Order Status__________________________________________________

Order Number: ER58BY10017110
Shipping Method: Normal
Payment Status: Full Payment Received
Date Received: 2004/08/04 07:32
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__Lines Ordered_________________________________________________

BT ADSL extension kit (15m)
No. Shipped: 1

(Linebox: - Box: DUAL: 1 x RJ45(ADSL/Data) & 1 x BT socket - [+£2.85])
No. Shipped: 1

Unit Price: £16.84 TotalCost £16.84
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