Cake or Death

[sobrique]

If one were to create a spell called "Cake or Death" for a roleplay game, what would it do?

Comments

[sobrique.livejournal.com]

I was thinking roughly in terms of a 'cake strike' dropping a fruitcake on top of them from a height.
If they don't dodge, they're covered in cake. If they do, then they're caught by some other special effect that does it's best to kill them.

[wolflady26.livejournal.com]

Could also work.

[the-wood-gnome.livejournal.com]

then the cake or death in the title would refer to whether it was a rock cake or a sponge...