Your new Emperor
Jun. 3rd, 2005 06:40 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sobriqueWhilst having a discussion in the pub, the subject arose of the origins of the human race.
It seems we're all descended from a common ancestor.
This is important news.
You see, it means I am a direct descendant of the first ruler of the world. Now there's been many many generations of usurpers, but I feel it is now time for me to claim my rightful throne.
Emperor Ed.
Or maybe King.
I'm a little undecided on that bit. What do you think? Monarch or Emperor?
It seems we're all descended from a common ancestor.
This is important news.
You see, it means I am a direct descendant of the first ruler of the world. Now there's been many many generations of usurpers, but I feel it is now time for me to claim my rightful throne.
Emperor Ed.
Or maybe King.
I'm a little undecided on that bit. What do you think? Monarch or Emperor?
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Date: 2005-06-03 08:42 pm (UTC)(or me and a few billion other heirs may have 'words') ;)
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Date: 2005-06-03 08:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-03 10:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-04 12:07 am (UTC)No, clearly not, because you're there, and I'm here.
This is mr. stabby.
Mr. stabby says "stabby stabby stabby"