Your new Emperor

[sobrique]

Whilst having a discussion in the pub, the subject arose of the origins of the human race.
It seems we're all descended from a common ancestor.
This is important news.

You see, it means I am a direct descendant of the first ruler of the world. Now there's been many many generations of usurpers, but I feel it is now time for me to claim my rightful throne.

Emperor Ed.

Or maybe King.

I'm a little undecided on that bit. What do you think? Monarch or Emperor?

Comments

[xarrion.livejournal.com]

As the rightful heir of the world, I hold you directly responsible for the shithole it currently is.

Fix it.
Now.

[xarrion.livejournal.com]

Or Else.

(or me and a few billion other heirs may have 'words') ;)

[xarrion.livejournal.com]

ps. Does this mean you've won?

[ehrine.livejournal.com]

Crap. I just lost....

[sobrique.livejournal.com]

See this?
No, clearly not, because you're there, and I'm here.

This is mr. stabby.

Mr. stabby says "stabby stabby stabby"

[jambon-gris.livejournal.com]

Yes Sobrique you failing in taking controll and alowing that bush cretin too much leeway. So I must as direct decendant of the One true despot take controll now.
Bow beforme puny mortals mwaa haa haa!