Letters from Daughters

[sobrique]

A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter on the bed. With much foreboding and trembling hands she opens and reads it:

Dear Mum It is with great regret and sorrow that I must tell you I have decided to elope with my new boyfriend. He is so nice with all his body piercing, tattoos and big motorbike. I've found real love and passion Mum.

I'm pregnant too and Ahmed says we will be very comfortable in his old caravan in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams.

I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone, so we'll be growing it for us and his friends who are providing all the cocaine and ecstasy we need. In the meantime, we pray that science finds a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better, he deserves it.

Don't worry Mum, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your loving daughter,

Judith

PS: Only kidding Mum, I'm over at Julie's house. I just wanted to show you there are worse things in life than my school report, which you'll find under the pillow

Comments

[nuala.livejournal.com]

Heh. You know, I would have been so much better off in college had I sent a letter similar to that to my father. ;o)

[sebbo.livejournal.com]

ouchy

but very funny *G*