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It seems to be increasingly common to finish a briefing, meeting or presentation with the line
"Any Questions?"

So I need to find cringe inducing response to this simple query.

My first few include:

"Why does it hurt when I wee?"
"How many beans make 5?"
"Where do babies come from?"
"What's a clitoris?"

Your mission, should you chose to accept it, is to think of further cringe inducing questions.

Date: 2004-06-06 05:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nuala.livejournal.com
Can we have a keg at the next meeting?
Is it wrong that I find my brother attractive?
Can anyone recommend a good plant fertilizer?
Where exactly IS the G-spot?
Does this smell funny to you?
I was thinking of getting my clit pierced, could anyone recommend a good piercer?
Did anyone else see the UFO and the flashy lights last night?
Does the budget department know you're holding meetings about THIS?

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