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It seems to be increasingly common to finish a briefing, meeting or presentation with the line
"Any Questions?"

So I need to find cringe inducing response to this simple query.

My first few include:

"Why does it hurt when I wee?"
"How many beans make 5?"
"Where do babies come from?"
"What's a clitoris?"

Your mission, should you chose to accept it, is to think of further cringe inducing questions.

Date: 2004-06-06 05:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drivenapart.livejournal.com
Is it true that Lipsyl can help soothe a chapped anus?
Why are you such a tit?
Can we play "Strip Buzzword" now?
Is that your hair or have you given a home to a legless gopher?


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