"Any Questions"

[sobrique]

It seems to be increasingly common to finish a briefing, meeting or presentation with the line
"Any Questions?"

So I need to find cringe inducing response to this simple query.

My first few include:

"Why does it hurt when I wee?"
"How many beans make 5?"
"Where do babies come from?"
"What's a clitoris?"

Your mission, should you chose to accept it, is to think of further cringe inducing questions.

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[mrph.livejournal.com]

"Why is your kneecap ticking?"