Cards and Daleks

[sobrique]

Is it wrong when you can rememeber all your card numbers sufficiently well to be able to order pizza from Dominos online without getting your card folder out of your pocket?

Now as long as I can't still do this whilst drunk, I'll have no mysterious pizza moments.

Anyhow, some may know I have a 4ft tall inflatable Dalek. The subject came up that remaking some films as 'the dalek version' would be quite entertaining.
In fact, there's quite a few potential comedy scenes.

So I'd like suggestions. Lots of suggestions. You never know, this might inspire me to go acquire more 4ft daleks + video camera and start shooting...

So: What would you consider the most amusing film scene(s) to be re-done with Daleks playing the key characters?

Comments

[xarrion.livejournal.com]

Well, I have a copy of Flash and lots of google'd pics of daleks. All that's missing are the suggestions/scenes we came up with and time. Time's the tough one.

[crashbarrier.livejournal.com]

okay heres a few, of the top of my head:).. (please substitute dalek voice)

The Great Escape. dalek in donald pleasence role.
"take me with you... i can see.. i can see perfectly..." wheely wheely wheely little grabby thing tries to pick up pin.

Airplane. Dalek plane captain
"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"

Monty python and the holy grail..
clip! Clop! Dalek claps two plinger rods together..

Gone with the wind.. dalek as Rhett
" Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.", promptly wheels off the veranda in ture dalek/stairs fashion..

Mary Poppins... dalek as Bertt the chimney sweep..
"oh its a jolly oliday with mary...."

[sobrique.livejournal.com]

I was thinking that the lobby scene from the matrix, or maybe just the whole 'dodge this' bit. Or even the 'jump progam'.

[crashbarrier.livejournal.com]

ah yes.. the jump program... wgheelly...wheelly.wheelly...plummet..

[zaitan.livejournal.com]

You now have going on a random "Insert Daleks into a film title" thing

Exterminate Bill

Seven Brides for Seven Daleks

Resevoir Daleks

Raiders of the lost Dalek

Pulp Dalek

12 Angry Daleks

The Silence of the Daleks

The Third Dalek

The Maltese Dalek

A Clockwork Dalek

The Dalek Hunter

The Ex-terminator

(These are getting worse.. Ed)

Lock Stock and Two Smoking Daleks

Planet of the Daleks


Off to lunch now, I may post some more later.. Be Warned

Daleks

[dj-rws.livejournal.com]

From what I can remember we had (all in silly dalek voices of course):

Star Wars daleks
"You're not my father!" Luke dalek minus one grabby hand Vs black Darth dalek.

Lord of the daleks
"One ring to exterminate them all"

Scream
"Do you like scary daleks?"

Crouching Tiger Hidden Dalek - just imagine those things on strings!

Evil Dead
"I'll swallow your soul, I'll swallow your soul"
"Swallow this" Ash dalek with shotgun and chainsaw hand

Full metal dalek

The Dalek Job
"I've got a plan..." black dalek in back of truck

Pulp dalek
"Hmm hmm this is a tasty earth burger"

Saving dalek ryan

The dalekfather trilogy

The usual daleks... with malco kaiser dalek wheeling around in circles and dropping cups with its grabby hand.

Dalekspotting... film about some Scottish daleks constantly shooting up and getting high on heroine.

Jay and silent dalek strike back? A silent dalek would be very easy to put into a film.

Dogma daleks
"No ticket"

X-daleks
Wolverine dalek with 2 claws, Cyclops with well nothing different...

Good will dalek?

"Donnie Dalek" finding out about time travel...

Dalek Trip
Bunch of teenage daleks in a car. What could go wrong?

American Dalek: The Wedding
Sex crazed teenage daleks...
"There was this time at band camp..."

Dude where's my dalek?
2 guys looking for where they parked their dalek the previous drunken night out. Sweet.

Another thought occurred to me... what about doing music vids the same way? Imagine daleks in cages in the bloodhound gang's "the bad touch" vid!

Richard (currently feeling like he's standing outside the world looking in... and getting confused)