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http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=43272

Summary, student punished for following the giant flying spaghetti monster, because he came into school dressed like a pirate (it's part of the holy texts).

Date: 2007-03-30 05:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xarrion.livejournal.com
The Metro really is carrying some bizarre stories at the moment.

Date: 2007-03-30 05:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] girl-working.livejournal.com
Ergo, the Malathians serve a vital purpose, according to the open letter...

"You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature."

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