Interview Questions, Part 2

[sobrique]

The question was:
"Name 3 bad things about yourself"

The answers were

"One, I can only thing of two things."
"Two, actually I lied about that."
"Three, I can't count either."

"Last time someone asked me that, I jumped up on the desk and strangled them with their own tie. But I'm getting better now."

"I don't suffer you gladly".

"Fish" (just to confuse them).


Today's question is:
"Why would you like to work for our company?"

To get the ball rolling, we have:

"Because food and rent cost money" ('Duh' optional) from feanelwa.

Comments

[sobrique.livejournal.com]

Because I heard you wouldn't mind me stealing stationary.

Because I already live in the basement, and I wanted a shorter walk to work.

I was struck with awe at the elegance and beauty of your website.

[drivenapart.livejournal.com]

"I applaud your attitude to smoking in the workplace. Now, do you supply them or do I bring my own kippers?"

"I believe the company ethos fits my ideal work-place environment,, while the skills I could bring to the role could help strengthen the company while providing me with ways in which I could increase my knowledge base and eventually become more cost-efficient and have an increased worth within the department. Besides I think I stand a good chance of shagging you."

[sobrique.livejournal.com]

I feel that I could leverage the synergies implicit in a new process/technology focus.

[sobrique.livejournal.com]

From a workmate WINOLJ: "Because it's cold outside and you have central heating."

[jambon-gris.livejournal.com]

"Because I feel i have a number of skills I could offer the company, but you also offer many oppertunities for peronal development. Thats what you told me to say in bed last night wasnt it?."

"Ive seen the film Wall Street, of course I want to work for a city bank, when do i pick up my farrari by the way?"

for a job in the police

"you get to beat up on black people am i right"

[jorune.livejournal.com]

The voices... they told me to come and talk to you. I see you like the colour yellow, I like yellow it's a happy colour. I think it's important to be happy don't you? Not like Red, it get messy, the red it flows and flows why won't it stop...

[sebbo.livejournal.com]

because I was hoping you are stupid enough to hire me. not that the other 10 were. But as you well know, there is allways hope :)

[nuala.livejournal.com]

Two words: Expense Account

[the-wood-gnome.livejournal.com]

The free T-shirts

[the-wood-gnome.livejournal.com]

I'm a masochist