There are so many things wrong with that, I don't know where to start.
You too could have your parents made into matching earrings!
How better to surprise your wife but with the gift of a £3m necklace made of all your ancestors!
Broke? Pawn Uncle Ernie!!
Maybe it's 'cos it's so very bizarre, but it seems too much like hoax material. A 'living' family tree made of diamonds inset into a huuge marble wall would be very cool though.
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Date: 2004-01-23 04:16 pm (UTC)You too could have your parents made into matching earrings!
How better to surprise your wife but with the gift of a £3m necklace made of all your ancestors!
Broke? Pawn Uncle Ernie!!
Maybe it's 'cos it's so very bizarre, but it seems too much like hoax material.
A 'living' family tree made of diamonds inset into a huuge marble wall would be very cool though.
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Date: 2004-01-23 05:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-01-26 01:18 pm (UTC)but also kinda grim.. you can imagine.. "And this is the family necklace"