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I'm thinking of sending the following to the TV licensing authority. Following ongoing nastygrams from them. Does this look unreasonable?

Dear Ms. Smith.,
Thank you for your recent letter regarding a visit from your TV Licensing officer. I regret to inform you that I still do not have a TV licence, and have no intention of purchasing one in the near future. I accept the need for such a licence, and at the point at which I acquire a television, I will not hesitate to acquire an appropriate licence.
I fully support the current way the BBC is financed, and fully respect the services that they provide to the country. I do not appreciate the way the TVLA operates, especially frequently sending me threatening form letters.
I would be more than happy to see your agent, and indeed offer a guided tour of my house, however I am afraid that I will have to charge you for my time, at a rate of £175 per half day payable in advance.
I will also need for you to make an appointment two weeks in advance. Whilst I may be able to arrange something at shorter notice, I’m afraid that I cannot guarantee being able to do so, especially at this time of year.
Should you find that I do not have a need for a TV licence, I would also expect a written apology for the series of rather offensive letters that you have sent me so far. As I understand, there is no specific exemption to the malicious communications act 1988 for officers and agents of the TV licensing authority. Nor is there any obligation on me to inform you about the status of my television or television licence.
I recognise that you have a job to do, and so I make every effort to co-operate, however I would ask that offer the same courtesy.


Edit: And there's more interesting stuff here

Edit:New text in line with feedback.

Date: 2004-11-23 01:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrbear.livejournal.com
It looks fine to me, send it. :-)

Date: 2004-11-23 02:10 am (UTC)
karen2205: Me with proper sized mug of coffee (Default)
From: [personal profile] karen2205
The noun is spelt 'licence', the verb is 'to license'. Acts of Parliament get capital letters - and I'd have a glance through it (http://www.hmso.gov.uk) before you accuse them of breaching it/cite the particular section(s) you believe they have breached in their correspondence with you.

I would also require - whatever tense this is it doesn't sound right. It'd be better to say 'I expect'.

Date: 2004-11-23 03:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-g-man.livejournal.com
I would also require doesn't sound right because Ed has split a conditional. Not quite as grave a sin as splitting an infinitive but still not the sort of thing you want to do. I also would require amends the trespass but still sounds clumsy.

Date: 2004-11-23 03:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sobrique.livejournal.com
Well, I did consider "j00 R 4ll teh suckz" but thought that might not be quite as eloquent.

Date: 2004-11-23 05:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-g-man.livejournal.com
Might I suggest...

...a written apology for the series of rather offensive letters that you have sent me might dissuade me from suing the carbuncular hide off your arse!

Date: 2004-11-23 07:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nuala.livejournal.com
*snicker*

Date: 2004-11-23 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sobrique.livejournal.com
Aye, Section 1 of said act goes: (from http://www.hmso.gov.uk/acts/acts1988/Ukpga_19880027_en_1.htm )
" 1.—(1) Any person who sends to another person—
(a) a letter or other article which conveys—
(i) a message which is indecent or grossly offensive;
(ii) a threat; or
(iii) information which is false and known or believed to be false by the sender; or
(b) any other article which is, in whole or part, of an indecent or grossly offensive nature,
is guilty of an offence if his purpose, or one of his purposes, in sending it is that it should, so far as falling within paragraph (a) or (b) above, cause distress or anxiety to the recipient or to any other person to whom he intends that it or its contents or nature should be communicated.

(2) A person is not guilty of an offence by virtue of subsection (1)(a)(ii) above if he shows—
(a) that the threat was used to reinforce a demand which he believed he had reasonable grounds for making; and
(b) that he believed that the use of the threat was a proper means of reinforcing the demand.
(3) In this section references to sending include references to delivering and to causing to be sent or delivered and "sender" shall be construed accordingly.

(4) A person guilty of an offence under this section shall be liable on summary conviction to a fine not exceeding level 4 on the standard scale."


Which, at first glance, suggests that nastygrams for not having a TV license, when I don't have a TV, would count.

I'll look to the phrasing on the 'also require' :)

Thanks.

Date: 2004-11-23 04:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sobrique.livejournal.com
Although I thought I'd check, are you sure about license vs licence?

I've got dictionary.com telling me that they're equivalent, where one is a British spelling, but it's a US based dictionary..

Date: 2004-11-23 05:16 am (UTC)
karen2205: Me with proper sized mug of coffee (Default)
From: [personal profile] karen2205
Absolutely positive - I work in a licensing department.

Look at your the spelling of licence on your driving licence. That's the correct UK noun.

License as a noun is an Americanism.



Date: 2004-11-23 05:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sobrique.livejournal.com
OK. I shall amend accordingly. Thanks.

Date: 2004-11-23 02:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jambon-gris.livejournal.com
its fine, but i dont actually belive they read anything sent them. However if your actually planning legal action you should send it.

Date: 2004-11-23 03:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sobrique.livejournal.com
Ah, but you see, I've got a name from someone specific to send it to. Once sent, I'll furnish housemates with a copy, so we can ask a TVL guy to confirm he visited, and I can send them an invoice...

Date: 2004-11-23 08:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jambon-gris.livejournal.com
what did the previous letter say? Did a you get a visit and tell them to bog off?
I suspect an ASBO would be good here, and very funny.

Date: 2004-11-23 03:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crashbarrier.livejournal.com
go with it...

we also had the nasty letters through the door from the tv liscencing people.. despite us buying a license:/...

draconian nazi swines..

Date: 2004-11-23 03:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sobrique.livejournal.com
Well, I doubt anything'll come of it, but I really rather like the idea of invoicing the TV licensing people...

Date: 2004-11-23 05:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hedya.livejournal.com
can we copy it and use it please? They know perfectly well we don't have a licence because we canceled it, i.e. we don't want to use a telly and the set we own is in the loft now. And I'm fed up with their bullying methods, there's always the assumption that you must be watching the telly and defrauding them, the fact that they broadcast mostly crap does not seem to occur to them as a reason not to want a licence.
The idea of invoicing them seems quite appealing too.... must work out how much half of my day is worth.
would you be willing to share the name to whom send such a letter?

Date: 2004-11-23 06:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sobrique.livejournal.com
Be my guest.
The person signing this letter was Valerie Smith, although on investigation it seems that that's almost certainly 'on behalf of'.

Date: 2004-11-23 09:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-wood-gnome.livejournal.com
Be careful with this, if you still own the set and have it on the premises you may still (stupidly enough) have to have a licence...

Date: 2004-11-23 09:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sobrique.livejournal.com
If it's not wired up, then it doesn't count...

Date: 2004-11-23 09:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-wood-gnome.livejournal.com
not being 'installed' could count. best to remove the plug just to make sure.

Date: 2004-11-23 01:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] malal.livejournal.com
Errr... No.

In the house with Andrew, Huw, etc. We had a TV, but it wasn't attached to any arieal, just used for consols, DVD's, etc. TV guy came around, had a look at it, and declaired that it could be tuned in well enough to count without an aireal, so we'd still need a licence.

The "Tuned in well enough" was an immensley fuzzy picture without sound. I think the threshold is "Can make out a discernable picture".

Bastards. Go for it....

Date: 2004-11-23 02:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sobrique.livejournal.com
He was lying to you.

Date: 2004-11-24 08:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] malal.livejournal.com
So, they extracted a years TV licence from us (well, Huw) that we needn't have paid?

Bastards.

Date: 2004-11-23 12:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hedya.livejournal.com
it's unplugged and IN THE LOFT, the only place in the house without an aerial socket (previous owner was obviously TV mad). Loft is not a conversion and only way to get there is by climbing the rather uncomfortable step ladder. It took [livejournal.com profile] mavnn and mine combined efforts to manage to haul it up there. Don't you think that this counts as un-installed????

Date: 2004-11-23 01:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-wood-gnome.livejournal.com
Hey! You don't have to have a go at me about it.

Sheesh, I won't make comment in future.

Date: 2004-11-23 01:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hedya.livejournal.com
soz, the harshness wasn't meant for you, the TVLA got REALLY up my nose. Comment was fair, it's them being bullying and unreasonable, and I was silly to vent without checking aim

Date: 2004-11-23 07:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nuala.livejournal.com
Excellent! Give them hell! I finally had to call and speak to someone after our 3rd letter in the space of a month after we moved in. Theoretically, they will put you on a 'check back in 6 months' list and leave you alone for 6 months. We got a telly before the 6 months was up, so I'm not entirely sure if they would have sent anyone out or not. Nazis.

Date: 2004-11-23 09:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-wood-gnome.livejournal.com
thankyou for cheering me up after a crap day at work.

However, my dad has brought up an interesting thought. Be careful as you may need to buy a licence for your radio (which would be covered by a TV licence). They might try to pull you in for this. I'm just checking if this is true.

Date: 2004-11-23 02:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sobrique.livejournal.com
Radio licenses used to be necessary. They're not any more. They were dropped about 5-10 years ago.

another interesting link

Date: 2004-11-23 09:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-wood-gnome.livejournal.com
http://www.tvlicensing.biz/info_on_tvlicensing/

nothing on the radio thing, although the comments in the act about wireless telegraphy could refer to radio I guess. been ammended lots though...

Re: another interesting link

Date: 2004-11-23 02:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sobrique.livejournal.com
I found that site whilst trolling some of the correspondance was most entertaining.

ACT NOW - Get your view heard/on the record!!

Date: 2006-04-23 07:03 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
A public consultation process is underway that provides you with the opportunity
- to have your views considered at a national level and
- published on the official internet sites handling the consultation.

You can put your view/complaint on the record for consideration by the panels
conducting the review. There are two main streams into which you can provide
input

- Licence Fee Seminar - closing date for inputs 24 Apr 2006
send email to bbcseminar@culture.gsi.gov.uk
for more information refer to http://www.bbccharterreview.org.uk/seminars/seminars_licfee06.html

- White Paper - closing date for inputs 28 Apr 2006
send email to bbcseminar@culture.gsi.gov.uk
for more information refer to http://www.bbccharterreview.org.uk/have_your_say/white_paper/wp_home.html


===
People who do not want a TV are a very small minority of the population.

The internet has made it possible for each of these individuals to see that they are not alone in feeling intimidated by the methods of the TVLA (CAPITA acting for the BBC).

It applies in common to all people who do not want a TV.

I consider that methods used by TVLA (CAPITA acting for the BBC) represent a systematic abuse of the Human Rights of that minority group.


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