Why I love the fact that I'm a Unix Admin
Jun. 17th, 2004 01:55 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sobriqueWhilst trolling Micro$oft's knowledge base, one of my workmates found this.
Paraphrasing slightly, what it says is:
If you have windows NT, and kept up to date with patches, and have more than 2000 systems, then it's just going to break. But that's ok, because we're really nice, and will let you have a hotfix to solve all the problems, if you just ring us up and Kiss our Arse.
And lo. Off an arse-kissing we collectively went. We have our hotfix that shall unfuck all the problems we've had with our systems for the last 4 months.
Bastards.
Paraphrasing slightly, what it says is:
If you have windows NT, and kept up to date with patches, and have more than 2000 systems, then it's just going to break. But that's ok, because we're really nice, and will let you have a hotfix to solve all the problems, if you just ring us up and Kiss our Arse.
And lo. Off an arse-kissing we collectively went. We have our hotfix that shall unfuck all the problems we've had with our systems for the last 4 months.
Bastards.
