Mancunians vs Scousers
Jun. 3rd, 2004 10:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sobriqueOK, well, I did some Scouser jokes. Never let it be said that I'm unfair in my joke selection...
Q: What do you say to a manc with a good looking bird on his arm?
A: Nice tattoo.
Q) What is the difference between a hedgehog and a busload of mancs?
A) On a hedgehog all the pricks are on the outside !!
Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of man united players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
Q: What do you call a manc with lots of girlfriends?
A: A Shepherd
Q: What's the difference between a manc and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
Q: How do you kill a manc when he's drinking?
A: Slam the toilet seat on his head!
Q: Why do mancs have Moustaches?
A: So they can look like their Mothers.
Q: What do mancs use as birth control?
A: Their personalities.
Q: Whats black and brown and looks good on a manc?
A: A Rottweiler.
Q: What do you call a manc with no arms and legs?
A: Trustworthy.
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead manc?
A: Skid marks in front of the dog.
Q. Why do mancs whistle whilst sitting on the toilet?
A. So they know which end to wipe!
Q: What do you get when you offer a manc a penny for his thoughts?
A: Change!
Q: What do you say to a manc with a good looking bird on his arm?
A: Nice tattoo.
Q) What is the difference between a hedgehog and a busload of mancs?
A) On a hedgehog all the pricks are on the outside !!
Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of man united players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
Q: What do you call a manc with lots of girlfriends?
A: A Shepherd
Q: What's the difference between a manc and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
Q: How do you kill a manc when he's drinking?
A: Slam the toilet seat on his head!
Q: Why do mancs have Moustaches?
A: So they can look like their Mothers.
Q: What do mancs use as birth control?
A: Their personalities.
Q: Whats black and brown and looks good on a manc?
A: A Rottweiler.
Q: What do you call a manc with no arms and legs?
A: Trustworthy.
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead manc?
A: Skid marks in front of the dog.
Q. Why do mancs whistle whilst sitting on the toilet?
A. So they know which end to wipe!
Q: What do you get when you offer a manc a penny for his thoughts?
A: Change!
