Anti-Matter
May. 12th, 2004 09:53 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sobriqueWould have posted this last night. But Netlink woes meant that that was not to be.
30 mins on exercise bike at 7/12 resistance. 10.00km 309Kcal
A personal best.
I also have to report a new trick. Have you ever wondered what happens if you put cheese in boiling water? Well, I can reveal it disintegrates into a kinda cheesy sludge. Which is great when cooking pasta - the fat in the cheese binds the starch, and reduces likelyhood of boiling over. The Cheesy remenants are then left to coat the pasta.
Works great with a 4 cheese sauce, a carbonara and a tomato and chilli sauce.
I've realised that gyms are dangerous places. Whilst there I was stuck by a disturbing thought.
Anti matter. These mad scientist types don't realise the full implications. Oh they'll tell you that anti matter is a 100% efficient fuel source, and they're probably right.
But the problem is, that once you've made anti hydrogen, sooner or later some smart arse is going to try reactions that carry on down the periodic table.
You don't have to go far before you can start making proteins, which are the basic components of life. You can have anti-planets, populated by anti-bacteria.
From the primordial soup of anti-bacteria, higher forms of life will evolve. Sooner or later civilisations will rise, and one of the consituents of a society is bread. Or in this case, anti-bread, made by anti-bakers. Anti-bread would be a fearsome thing indeed. Sooner or later an anti-child would not eat all his sandwiches.
And leave us to face the anti-crust.
30 mins on exercise bike at 7/12 resistance. 10.00km 309Kcal
A personal best.
I also have to report a new trick. Have you ever wondered what happens if you put cheese in boiling water? Well, I can reveal it disintegrates into a kinda cheesy sludge. Which is great when cooking pasta - the fat in the cheese binds the starch, and reduces likelyhood of boiling over. The Cheesy remenants are then left to coat the pasta.
Works great with a 4 cheese sauce, a carbonara and a tomato and chilli sauce.
I've realised that gyms are dangerous places. Whilst there I was stuck by a disturbing thought.
Anti matter. These mad scientist types don't realise the full implications. Oh they'll tell you that anti matter is a 100% efficient fuel source, and they're probably right.
But the problem is, that once you've made anti hydrogen, sooner or later some smart arse is going to try reactions that carry on down the periodic table.
You don't have to go far before you can start making proteins, which are the basic components of life. You can have anti-planets, populated by anti-bacteria.
From the primordial soup of anti-bacteria, higher forms of life will evolve. Sooner or later civilisations will rise, and one of the consituents of a society is bread. Or in this case, anti-bread, made by anti-bakers. Anti-bread would be a fearsome thing indeed. Sooner or later an anti-child would not eat all his sandwiches.
And leave us to face the anti-crust.
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the anti-crust
Date: 2004-05-12 03:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-05-12 04:52 am (UTC)Ya know, a combo of too much Dan Brown and not enough telly channels at the gym leads to bad punning.
(ok ok, I grinned.)
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Date: 2004-05-12 05:09 am (UTC)Well, interspersed with moments to ogle various lycra clad forms of course.
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Date: 2004-05-12 05:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-05-12 06:17 am (UTC)anti jokes as well
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Date: 2004-05-12 11:43 pm (UTC)