Sunglasses
Jul. 3rd, 2008 06:43 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sobriqueI've figured out what Sunglasses are for. Their purpose in existance, the reason they were invented.
You see, they have two things they do. The first is to allow you to be able to see better in bright light - such as warm and sunny days. Not having to squint, means you get to see clearer.
The second is that they make it hard to tell which way you're looking - it's hard to see your eyes behind the shades. Doubly so if they're mirrored.
Which means their almost ideal tools for ogling, when the weather warms up, and people of both genders wear less clothes. Not only can you see more easily, you also don't get slapped for... admiring the view.
My hat is off to the person who invented such a fantastic boon to humanity.
You see, they have two things they do. The first is to allow you to be able to see better in bright light - such as warm and sunny days. Not having to squint, means you get to see clearer.
The second is that they make it hard to tell which way you're looking - it's hard to see your eyes behind the shades. Doubly so if they're mirrored.
Which means their almost ideal tools for ogling, when the weather warms up, and people of both genders wear less clothes. Not only can you see more easily, you also don't get slapped for... admiring the view.
My hat is off to the person who invented such a fantastic boon to humanity.
