Manual Breathing

[sobrique]

Attention. You are now manually breathing.

Have a nice day.

Comments

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

oh, you fucker!

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

This just in:

You are now BLINKING manually.

[iamnotramphus.livejournal.com]

That is worse than losing the game.

[malal.livejournal.com]

Which of course, you've all just done. ;-)

[queex.livejournal.com]

Has anyone else just become aware of their tongue?

[nakedsamuraiguy.livejournal.com]

ATTENTION:

You are now paying attention

[ash1977law.livejournal.com]

Back when I worked in a store we used to announce on the PA
"Customers are reminded to open their eyelids to see"

... and we'd listen for people falling down the stairs and watch people bump into things.

[feanelwa.livejournal.com]

I was still resetting from the games section of Borders. That was such an epic lose that it bought me at least twelve hours.