My cunning plan
Aug. 3rd, 2006 10:23 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sobriqueI have a plan, to get rich quick.
It's perfect.
It's the web enabled, remote control, double barreled sawn-off.
Designed to sit nicely atop a monitor, and look much like a webcam.
"Yes of course, your new webcam has two barrels".
And when someone annoys you JUST THAT MUCH then all you need to is enter your credit card info, and *blam* they'll never make that mistake again, as you shoot them in the face remotely.
And if they do, well there's always the other barrel.
Special discount rates, in the form of package deals, for people who work in tech support.
It's perfect I tell you.
It's perfect.
It's the web enabled, remote control, double barreled sawn-off.
Designed to sit nicely atop a monitor, and look much like a webcam.
"Yes of course, your new webcam has two barrels".
And when someone annoys you JUST THAT MUCH then all you need to is enter your credit card info, and *blam* they'll never make that mistake again, as you shoot them in the face remotely.
And if they do, well there's always the other barrel.
Special discount rates, in the form of package deals, for people who work in tech support.
It's perfect I tell you.
