The pirate alphabet

[sobrique]

Because I couldn't find it:

Inspired by the crowd at Maelstrom, and mostly driven by the_wood_gnome


A is for Arr, as in Arr, more grog.
B is for Booty, to buy grog, as in Arr, more grog.
C is for Chests of booty, to buy grog, as in Arr, more grog.
C is what we sail on. To go piratin'. Yarr. More grog.
D is for Davey Jones Locker. . Arr, more grog.
E is for Enemies, to rob, to buy grog, as in Arr, more grog.
F is for Fighting, over grog, as in Arr, more grog.
G is for Grog.
H is for Ha-har me-hearties, as in Arr, more grog.
I is for Seeing, to find your grog, as in Arr, more grog.
J is for Jolly Roger. How do you get Roger Jolly? Arr more grog
K is for Killin your enemies, to rob, to buy grog, as in Arr, more grog.
L is for Licker, to make her 'appy, so she'll get you grog, as in Arr, more grog.
M is for MT, get me more grog, as in Arr, more grog.
N is for NO! ive drunk it meself. Arr, more grog
Oh Dear we've drunk too much grog
P (pause for relief) Arr, more grog
Q is for Quaff, as in drinkin, as in Arr, more grog.
R is for Arr, as in Arr, more grog (but what about the rum)
S is for Sod off we're drinkin grog
T is for Sod aff we're drinkin grog
U is for You get me more grog, as in Arr, more grog.
V is for Victory! Arr, more grog
W is for anchor, wee more grog
X is for X parrot, (doff hats, mourn), Arr, more grog
Y is for Y did you shoot my parrot you bastard, you owe me grog.
Z is for Z end of the alphabet. Arr more grog.