Beer

Friday.
SINergy weekend.
That means I shall be going to the pub for beer this evening.

'spose I'd better sort return sheets out too :)

Your new Emperor

Whilst having a discussion in the pub, the subject arose of the origins of the human race.
It seems we're all descended from a common ancestor.
This is important news.

You see, it means I am a direct descendant of the first ruler of the world. Now there's been many many generations of usurpers, but I feel it is now time for me to claim my rightful throne.

Emperor Ed.

Or maybe King.

I'm a little undecided on that bit. What do you think? Monarch or Emperor?