Memo to all staff

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It has come to our attention that too much time is spent in utilizing the toilet facitilies. This is leading to an unacceptable loss of productivity. We recognise that toilet use is not something that should be prohibited due to the increase in the cleaning bill. Therefore, we shall be maintaining the temperature of the toilets at a steady temperature of -6 degrees C. We feel that staff will be more efficient if they have to risk dangly parts of the anatomy falling off.

Regards:
The Management.

(ok, not really, but it was rather cold in there earlier ;p)