Good answers to annoying questions

[sobrique]

A discussion of 'interview questions' arose at Amber last night.
One of the things that was discussed was 'good' answers to annoyings questions. The particular question in question (as it were) was:

"Tell me 3 bad points about yourself". (Or loosely paraphrased).

So far, our best answers (mostly thanks to mhw) being:

"One, I can only thing of two things."
"Two, actually I lied about that."
"Three, I can't count either."

"Last time someone asked me that, I jumped up on the desk and strangled them with their own tie. But I'm getting better now."

"I don't suffer you gladly".


So, I thought I thought I might try and do a few LJ entries about the subject. If you can think of a good (either from a line to use in an interview, or just funny) response to the above question, please post a comment.
If you can think of a similar 'difficult' interview question, please post that too.
Let us share the wealth of knowledge, so that nevermore may one be distracted by tough questions.