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sobrique ([personal profile] sobrique) wrote2007-12-18 09:56 pm

Manual Breathing

Attention. You are now manually breathing.

Have a nice day.

[identity profile] deathboy.livejournal.com 2007-12-18 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
oh, you fucker!

[identity profile] deathboy.livejournal.com 2007-12-18 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
This just in:

You are now BLINKING manually.

[identity profile] iamnotramphus.livejournal.com 2007-12-18 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
That is worse than losing the game.

[identity profile] malal.livejournal.com 2007-12-18 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Which of course, you've all just done. ;-)

[identity profile] feanelwa.livejournal.com 2007-12-19 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
I was still resetting from the games section of Borders. That was such an epic lose that it bought me at least twelve hours.

[identity profile] queex.livejournal.com 2007-12-18 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Has anyone else just become aware of their tongue?

[identity profile] nakedsamuraiguy.livejournal.com 2007-12-18 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
ATTENTION:

You are now paying attention

[identity profile] ash1977law.livejournal.com 2007-12-19 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
Back when I worked in a store we used to announce on the PA
"Customers are reminded to open their eyelids to see"

... and we'd listen for people falling down the stairs and watch people bump into things.