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sobrique ([personal profile] sobrique) wrote2005-05-10 11:40 am

IT discussions

I've just had a discussion about 'possible' things in an IT sense.

Most things are possible. However the discussion usually goes:

User: <outlines ludicrous constraint>
Me: It's doable. It's non-trivial, but we could do it by <outlines high performance (e.g. expensive) technical solution to accomplish nearly impossible data transfer rates>
User: Ah, yes, that sounds good. What'll it cost.
Me: Well, you're going to need <rough rundown of high end techy toy shopping list> and of course, there'll be a few days development time to get it implemented and working correctly. So at a rough guess, that'll come to about <usefully large quantity of cash>
User: Ah. Hmm. Well, we might want to go for a cheaper option. What can I get for <infeasibly small budget given what they were wanting>?
Me: 2 pints of beer, a packet of crisps, and a bit of string with two tin cans attached. And I'll even throw in the derisive laughter at no extra cost. MWAHAHAHAHA!

[identity profile] mavnn.livejournal.com 2005-05-10 11:04 am (UTC)(link)
Nice to see you getting some job satisfaction there :)

[identity profile] eithnepdb.livejournal.com 2005-05-10 11:09 am (UTC)(link)
Good to see you back to your old self ;)

[identity profile] sobrique.livejournal.com 2005-05-10 01:48 pm (UTC)(link)
For some reason, I'm in a frightfully good mood today.
Something's bound to come along and trample on it, but whilst it's here, I plan to enjoy it.

[identity profile] tya.livejournal.com 2005-05-10 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, they fired me for not replacing forty, five year old macs and a full software suite out of a bugdet of my own wages. What're you complaining about. :-)