SINergy and the Commandments of Serena

[sobrique]

Don't suppose anyone kept some of the 'Commandments of Serena' did they? I could probably ask Laura when I next see her, but that'll be at the weekend, most likely, and I kinda had an idea or two...

I've got 'If it's dubious, ask Eric.'
'If Eric says no then ask Konrad'
'Purple is the new Messianic' (or something).

Can anyone recall the rest? Even if it's not perfect, that's ok, cos after all, there's always room for a bit of garbling...

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[darkgodfred.livejournal.com]

'Pink is the new black.'

Can't remember any of the others though. Oh, and Tyrel's a heretic. And by the strict definition he actually is. The cult isn't though, they're heathens... it's a technical difference.

[zaitan.livejournal.com]

I do have some of it on tape...

"If they both say no, do it anyway"
there is something about the Green Fairy. (I have a clip of this that I will be posting soon)
"Baileys is good"
"Never date a ganger"
"Dancing is good"

I just checked the tape and could not make out much more than that.

[ehrine.livejournal.com]

Purple is the new Messianic
Never date a Cyborg
Never date a ganger
If you're not sure, ask Eric.
If Eric says no ask Konrad. (Eric and Konrad may have been the other way round. I'm not sure).
If they both say no, do it anyway.
Consult the Green Fairy (I think it was)

Not all of them, just what I can remember.

[xarrion.livejournal.com]

Obey The Green Fairy ;)