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sobrique ([personal profile] sobrique) wrote2013-06-05 08:02 pm
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The Pirate Alphabet

Inspired by the crowd at Maelstrom, and mostly driven by [livejournal.com profile] the_wood_gnome.
(Repost with minor redrafts)

If you're struck by inspiration for a letter - the dirtier the pun, the better - then please let me know. (And in true piratin' form, these are more like guidelines, than actual rules)


A is for Arr, as in Arr, more grog.
B is for Booty, to buy grog, as in Arr, more grog.
C is what we sail on. To go piratin'. Yarr. More grog.
D is for Davey Jones Locker. (mourn). Arr, more grog.
E is for Enemies, to rob, to buy grog, as in Arr, more grog.
F is for Fighting, over grog, as in Arr, more grog.
G is for Grog.
H is for Ha-har me-hearties, as in Arr, more grog.
I is for Seeing, to find your grog, as in Arr, more grog.
J is for Jolly Roger. How do you get Roger Jolly? Arr more grog
K is for Killin your enemies, to rob, to buy grog, as in Arr, more grog.
L is for Lick'er, to make her 'appy, so she'll get you grog, as in Arr, more grog.
M is for MT, get me more grog, as in Arr, more grog.
N is for NO! ive drunk it meself. Arr, more grog
Oh Dear we've drunk too much grog
P (pause for relief)
Q is for No no, it's ok, I used a bush.
R is for Arr, as in Arr, more grog (but what about the rum)
S is for Sod off we're drinkin grog
T is for wusses, we're drinking grog.
U is for You get me more grog, as in Arr, more grog.
V is for Victory! Arr, more grog
W is for anchor, wee more grog
X is for X parrot, (doff hats, mourn), Arr, more grog
Y is for Y did you shoot my parrot you bastard, you owe me grog.
Z is for Z end of the alphabet. Arr more grog.

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